No more boring cheese and fruit platters! Now you can have a Grindr cheese board and be the envy of all your good-looking guy friends! Say buh bye to ordinary plastic rectangles and style-less presentations... This 10 x 10 oak BUTCHer block board is a strapping 1 inch thick and sealed with food safe mineral oil for your pleasure. Bigger sizes available. All business in the front and party in the rear! Today's the day you can offer cheeses, crudités, fruits and nuts to family, friends and business acquaintances with all the confidence and savior faire of most every gay man in any social circle. Impress your friends so they'll start to wonder "which team" you play on... "Hey, who cut the cheese?"